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The Man rules: Part 3…

25 Jul

Some more dude rules… more or less applicable…

  1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway – it’s genetic.
     
  2. The maximum amount of time a woman should have to wait for a man is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
     
  3. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it – just do it yourself.
     
  4. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not because we don’t care about you.
     
  5. If we ask what is wrong and you say ”nothing”, we will act like nothing’s wrong.
    We know you’re lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle.
     
  6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50%. Beyond that anyone is allowed to yell out ”bullshit!”. (exception: when trying to pick up a woman, the allowable exaggeration rate is then 400%).
     

He, he, he… guilty to some of these I’m afraid… ; )

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