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The Man rules: Part 4…

26 Jul

 Know any guys who fit the bill…?

  1. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.
     
  2. Women who claim they ”love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
     
  3. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors.
    There is no argument too important for this determining method.
     
  4. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after assembling an object.
    In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.
     
  5. Phrases that should preferably not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
    ”Yeah baby, push it!”
    ”Come on, give me one more, harder!”
    ”Another set and we can hit the showers!”
     
  6. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.
     

Ouch… ; )
 
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